Hey folks. Greg here with a short word. Question actually. Maybe even
As in, Q: “What do you call it when Greg takes his entire harvest
bounty of chili pepper varieties from his own personal garden, take half of
them and add to…and thus ruin…an otherwise beautiful oak barrel of
Double Dry Hopped Lukcy Basartd Ale?”
A: “A Crime!”
And the second riddle is…
Q: “What do you call it when you take a sip of oak barrel aged Double
Bastard Ale that’s had the other half of the bounty of chili peppers from
Greg’s home garden ceremoniously added in, resulting in a punishingly
intense level of hot pepper heat to an already overly intense beer whose
elevated alcohol level caused a significant transference of pain-inducing
And there you have it. As with many riddles boys and girls, this one
carries a cautionary tale. Sure, perhaps I should have written this all out
Brothers Grimm style, but I don’t have time for fairy tales or parables.
You got two riddles, and that’s all you’re going to get. Unless you manage
to find yourself in the same room with a tapping of the above ultra
rarities, in which case you’ll get Crime & Punishment.
Not to mention regret.
Hmmm…I like it. “Regret.” Now THERE’S a great name for a beer. Maybe
something with garlic and mugwort….
P.S. Both of these beers will be on-tap at Stone Winter Storm, our annual
self-tribute/tap takeover at the Stone Brewing World Bistro & Gardens, which
kicks off on Feb. 6th. The details and full beer list can be found online.